P-Dawg got himself a new job. He's now a 'Tard Wrangler.
He also feels it's important to understand a very simple classification system for all sexually mature 'Tards.
There are only two categories: The "Fuck Anything" 'Tard, & the "Obviously Gay" 'Tard.
One fine day, quite recently, P-Dawg was out with his 'Tards on a trip, & he noticed that he was missing two 'Tards. One of them of the Fuck Anything variety, the other of the Obviously Gay persuasion.
This was cause for some alarm. So excused himself from the group to locate the missing 'Tards.
He searched high...
He searched low...
He searched the men's room...
& there they were. The Fuck Anything 'Tard was sitting on the toilet holding a juice-box. The Obviously Gay 'Tard was on his knees, sucking the other's cock.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Inquired P-Dawg.
The Obviously Gay 'Tard looked up at him, smiled and said, "Fuckin'!
& Drinkin' juice!"