My mom's best friend, Lori, put an ad in the classified section of the Fresno Bee, searching for the owner of an obese fish (blind as a bat), which she found on her front lawn.
Here is the story of what happened next. Be certain to click the video link. The article itself is uslessly short, but the video is fucking brilliant.
Momgarsh called me last week to let me know that Lori had done this, and it wound up on Letterman's "Small Town News." I got a new message from her today telling me about this.
Holy jeeziz... Life can be beautiful.
