It's a simple, quasi-mathematical formula:
Snot = The Will To Live
I have devised this theory through days of observation, and finally the picture came together for me just moments ago, when I realized; as it is true that they escape in analogous proportion, and in simultaneity, so the are the same thing.
There you go. Klugarsh solves another of life's riddles for you.
I do now hereby TradeMark & Copyright this formula, & it shall henceforth be known as Klugarsh's Theorem, and all requests for talk show appearances to discuss this new work, and any other aspect of my existing body of work, should be directed to sinclair -at- sinclairklugarsh dot com. Thank you.
