Tell me, men, do you find yourselves, every month, at wits end wondering what you, a mere man could possibly do to help your wife/lover/sweetie through her cramps, which seem to you, the fearful observer, as though she may have angry porcupines rioting in her lower, torso? My wife describes the sensation as being "...like I were being kicked with steel-toed boots right in my pussy, rhythmically."
Admit it men, you're vexed. You don't know what you can do to help.
Well Klugarsh is here for you.
As she lay there, her face twisted into a horrible grimace, you lay down behind her and press on her lower back, hard, on either side of her spine, just above the pelvis.
I know it doesn't sound like much. Hell, for the more fearful among us, this even sounds like the sort of thing likely to get you killed.
Just listen, for once. For once, take some direction.
That is all. You may go about your business.
