his-holiness's Diaryland Diary

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2008-03-09 - New Waylon Bacon Short, Featuring Me, Playing SF This Week
2008-01-23 - Lollipops & Candy Canes
2008-01-01 - Socratoys
2007-11-08 - Once Again
2007-10-18 - Some Plugging, And Some Replies
2007-10-05 - Coraline (For Sonya)
2007-09-25 - Stay Evil
2007-09-25 - What The Hell Has This Got To Do With Anything?
2007-09-19 - I'm Tryin', Ringo
2007-09-09 - Horror TV
2007-08-29 - My Nephew Rules
2007-08-29 - Burning Morons
2007-08-27 - On Behalf Of The Band, & Myself...
2007-08-25 - Here Goes
2007-08-15 - Birthdays, Vincent, & The Wii
2007-08-11 - Hallowe'en
2007-08-08 - Closer
2007-07-22 - Time's Up...
2007-07-18 - Light-Years From Perfect
2007-07-16 - Top Fucking Ten!
2007-07-12 - Double-Bagged Eyes
2007-06-28 - Here's To Hoping
2007-06-26 - John Woo Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin' Ta Fuck Wit'
2007-06-25 - Opens In Separate Window
2007-06-10 - The Second Degree
2007-06-05 - Like A Penguin To His Balcony
2007-05-31 - The Pitt
2007-05-18 - Home Early
2007-05-17 - 365
2007-05-15 - Black Coffee In A Black Cup
2007-05-14 - A Brief Observation On Buffy The Vampire Slayer
2007-05-07 - 19 Seconds #2
2007-05-07 - 19 Seconds #2
2007-04-30 - 19 Seconds
2007-04-26 - How Could That Mother-Fucker Possibly See?
2007-04-16 - Emcee 10
2007-04-14 - Know Thyself
2007-04-13 - Reading, Drawing, Travelling
2007-04-05 - I've Been Meaning To Call You
2007-03-26 - Does Anyone Here Know What We're Doing?
2007-03-19 - A Word To The Wise -or- NairRation
2007-03-13 - I Will Eat Your Young
2007-03-13 - Doodle-Mania
2007-03-06 - Conning Shunts
2007-03-02 - Here We Go, Again....
2007-02-28 - Crashed, Burnt, & Kicking
2007-02-22 - One Of Those
2007-02-19 - Beaveresque
2007-02-05 - Everything Is Permitted
2007-01-25 - Under The Big Trap-Door
2007-01-22 - Once Again, Life Is Even More Stupid Than Television
2007-01-20 - Down Diagonal Lines
2007-01-12 - Greenbacks & Sam
2007-01-09 - No Straight Lines
2007-01-03 - Fjords
2007-01-01 - Observations While Drunk At 4:27 A.M. On The First Day Of The New Year
2006-11-24 - From William S. Burroughs: A Thanksgiving Prayer
2006-11-21 - Meme This...
2006-11-12 - Go Past The \"No Attractions Past This Point\" Sign
2006-10-11 - I Wouldn't Say \"Sweet,\" Exactly...
2006-10-05 - It's That Time Of Year Again...
2006-09-30 - What's A Guy Gotta Do?
2006-09-21 - The Deal
2006-09-18 - Well, That's That...
2006-09-14 - A Theory Regarding The \"Common Cold\"
2006-09-12 - 'Mornin'
2006-09-05 - Emcee Thaves
2006-09-01 - I Am Such A Fucking Dweeb Bitch
2006-08-24 - Oh, You're Going To Love This Shit
2006-08-20 - Save The Drama For Your Mama, Unless Of Course, The Drama Happens To Be Your Mama
2006-08-13 - Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Fun
2006-08-08 - Food Is Not Klugarsh
2006-08-07 - The Insecurity Of The Kitchen
2006-08-06 - Back On Track
2006-08-02 - For The Men
2006-08-01 - The Sort Of Thing That Would Be Obvious To Most People
2006-07-19 - Me, Not You
2006-07-18 - Post
2006-07-07 - The Lame Son Of Krypton
2006-07-01 - A Simple Moment Ticking Over A T-Shirt, Like The Tumblers Of A Safe
2006-06-28 - The Mordacious Correlation Between M.D.s & Copy-Jocks
2006-06-27 - Skinheads? Fuckheads....
2006-06-19 - At A Loss
2006-06-14 - You Want Sprinkles On That?
2006-06-14 - The Material Writes Itself
2006-06-10 - Wow...
2006-06-10 - Not All Weddings Are Created Equal
2006-06-08 - Nora
2006-06-03 - The $700 Air Bed
2006-05-28 - Some Kinda Pablo Neruda Shit
2006-05-22 - Thank You
2006-05-19 - You Are All Going To Be Wanting To Kick My Ass Soon -or- The Wedding Slideshow
2006-05-18 - Not A Victory March
2006-05-17 - What A Hotel Room Should Look Like In The Morning
2006-05-15 - Some Mornings
2006-04-28 - Craig, & His Wonderful List
2006-04-26 - Sure. Go Ahead, Why Don't You Tell Me What God Wants?
2006-04-18 - The Apocalypse Of St. Loophole
2006-04-01 - Rod Serling Walks Into A Bar...
2006-03-26 - Not A Thing
2006-03-23 - You'd Better Be Dying
2006-03-12 - This Has Gone Far Enough!
2006-03-08 - Brass Tacks, And Whatnot
2006-02-14 - The More Things Change...
2006-02-12 - D for Dick
2006-02-10 - Merde!
2006-02-04 - If We Just Ate The Babies, Then...
2006-01-30 - A Cheap Ploy
2005-12-25 - I Love The Holidays, My Family, & The Baby Jesus, God Damn It!
2005-12-20 - You've Won My Heart & My Cock
2005-12-16 - The Dorkiest Dork In Dorkland
2005-12-13 - Cha-Ching... The Profits Of My Brilliance (revised edition)
2005-12-10 - Have You Got A Light?
2005-12-07 - Poison Pictures
2005-11-29 - Wowzers, Chief
2005-11-29 - I'm A Whore... Yeah, That's Right, I Said It; I'm A Whore!
2005-11-22 - Maybe If I Had A Metal Plate Installed
2005-11-12 - I Have Mislaid My Phonebook
2005-11-12 - Fierce Invalids
2005-11-02 - Hey Kid, What Have You Got There
2005-10-24 - Wait & You'll See
2005-09-27 - Chop It Down With The Edge Of My Hand
2005-09-14 - Somebody Woke Up On The Tirade Side Of The Bed This Morning
2005-09-13 - Gestation
2005-09-11 - Acclimatization
2005-09-11 - I Think He Hit It
2005-08-11 - A Rich Fantasy Life
2005-07-29 - Priorities, People
2005-07-21 - A Recurring Nightmare
2005-07-15 - Brian's Revenge
2005-07-14 - & The Streets Will Run Red With Your Blood
2005-06-15 - If There's One Thing I can't Stand, It's Fucking Nazis
2005-05-28 - Mythologies
2005-05-24 - This Occurred To Me In The Shower Today
2005-05-20 - Stop The Madness!!!!
2005-04-15 - Holy Fuck -or- Kosher Cock
2005-03-27 - If I Die Of Vanity- The Dignity Of Dillinger & Kevorkian
2005-03-04 - It Were Unevitable
2005-02-25 - Cheeseless Pizza & Midget Pope Bowling
2005-02-18 - Tiiiirrreeeeeddddddd, But Feeeelin' Goooood
2005-01-30 - So It's Like This...
2005-01-18 - Oh Fuck...
2004-12-31 - We Have Met The Enemy, & He Is Us
2004-12-04 - I Didn't Even Have To Use My AK
2004-11-15 - Ol' Dead Bastard
2004-11-12 - Luvabirthday... The Warrior Maiden Marches On Into Another Year Of Fabulousness
2004-08-17 - Juice-Box Flow
2004-08-06 - I'm Dead, Bitch!!!
2004-06-26 - Six Degrees Of Frankenstein's Monster
2004-06-09 - The Distended Poetics Of 6:01 PM, Glancing Around My Desk
2004-06-02 - Cigarette Bus-Stop Trainwreck Non-Stop Grand Unification Theory, Under The Banner Of \"We're All Mad Here\"
2004-04-07 - A Message From The Church Of Jeeziz Christ Of Latter Day Saints
2004-03-24 - Beat Bush
2004-03-18 - You Can Lead A Horse To Water
2004-03-11 - Torment
2004-03-03 - My Butt Hurts Just Looking At Him
2004-02-05 - The Ghost Of Campers Past-For Wilberteets
2004-01-27 - Bitch, Get In The Kitchen & Bake Me A Pie
2004-01-21 - And Somebody's Giving Chocolate To These Goddamn Things
2004-01-14 - Behymen
2003-12-27 - Oh Thank Heaven
2002-03-31 - Minister Of Cones