No shit, swear to god, just found this ad on CraigsList:
EARTHLIGHT HARMANY 3,
29"
massage table,black vinyl, thick padding, brand new. sells for $299
looking to trade for some tina or $100 cash
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In case anyone missed it; "Tina" is crystal meth.
Well done, jackass. Not only do you have probably the stupidest of all drug habits, but now you've told the world that you're willing to trade your massage table for a fix.
Asshole.
