I'd been expecting my wife home early from work today, but 3:30 early, not 1:45 early.
"I need a nap." She said.
So I kissed her forehead & said, "Get some rest, baby."
She then said, "I've got to ask you something." So I headed for the nearest chair, ducked behind it, & lifted it toward her, in a menacing, lion-tamer fashion. "Sit down." She said.
I sat.
"How would you feel about spending your birthday in Paris?"
"Y'know, I've been meaning to get a passport." Said I.
